This article is based on my
experience at Novena university; and I trust that this is also
peculiar to every other institution across the nation
When it comes to exam, I’m just that
kind of person that barely rely on my fellow students for help in the hall.
This is to avoid a story that touches the heart
That being said, it’s always good to
study hard for an exam because this will boast your confidence and self esteem,
but if you did not, if you sit with these categories of students during an
exam, you are finished
I know that many of my fellow NOVENAVIBES users might have also come across these categories of students
Now let’s analyze these categories
of students
1. THE MAMAS AND PAPAS
I think this should top the list.
This reminds of an exam I did not prepare for when I was in 100L. This was
because I had little or no interest in the course. Unfortunately for me, I sat
beside a religious zealous lady (we all call them MAMA). When things were
getting out of hand, circumstances led me to call her to please save me from
failure; and to my surprise this lady turned deaf ears to my calling but after
so much disturbance, she flared up saying she’s wouldn’t do that cos that is a
violation of religious law. Thank God I managed to get a D
2. First to submit Booklet Students
I don’t know if there’s a special
mark awarded to students who submit their booklets. When they manage to answer
all their questions, they will quickly zoom off to submit their booklets. This
is done probably to intimidate other students, making them look like olodo
3. Those who also want to Copy you
This is very funny. If you didn’t
prepare for an exam and you happen to sit with students whose aims and
objectives is just to copy every everything you have written word for word. You
are finished !
4. Masquerade A.K.A chukuli Carriers
These categories of students will
succeed in examination malpractice even if battalion of solders invigilate.
However, I have observed that these students are always very observant and
watchful to avoid being caught. If you ask them for answers, they will keep
posting you even though they have written 10 pages and your booklet is still
empty.
5. The who are topping the class
I don’t know if this also happens in
other institutions. Majority of those who are the rocker of a department barely
communicate with other students during the exam. They are mostly quiet and will
never do side talks. If you don’t study hard for an exam and you sit with them
thinking they will help you. Be rest assured that failure is you friend
6. Boastful Students
This normally happens in the first
year ( 100l). During the first semester, these categories of students
will always ask questions during lectures probably to show that they understand
the lecture better than every other students; more so, even to the extent that
when all students are bereft of knowledge of something, these boastful students
will give other students an impression that they know it all. Don’t be misled
by their acts cos many gullible freshers will be clustered around them in a bid
to make friends with them. If you rely on them during an exam, you are finished
!
7. Students Who Claim they are
smarter than you
These students will ask for the few
you have written and will add it to theirs, but when you ask them questions,
they will tell you to be patient with them. If i hear say dem tell u
8. Students You Will Find at nigth
class 24/7
This can be sometimes deceiving.
That a student leaves the class at 11pm reading is not a indication of
brilliance. Some of them may not be as brilliant as you think. If you are
misled by this and you rush to sit with them during an exam, you might end up
biting your finger. Lol
9. Student who hold themselves in
high esteem
These ones know nothing but because
they hold themselves in high esteem, they will not ask you for answers and will
not tell you either. This is because they know that the breeze will expose the
anus of the chicken when they tell you what they have written
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