The praying wife
A man wanted to travel before valentine’s day, and he called his wife into the room to tell her.
Here’s what transpired:
Husband:Sweetheart, I am going for 3 days church conference starting Feb 14.
Wife:OK.But before you leave,let’s commit your Journey into the hands of God in prayer.
Husband:Lead us in prayer then.
Wife:Dear God, please grant my husband journey mercies as he embarks on this journey.
Husband:Very loud “Ameeeeeeeen!”
Wife: Don’t let his manhood stand erect if he tries to commit adultery.
Husband:Silence
Wife:Don’t let him return safely if he manages to have extramarital affairs with other ladies.
Husband:Sweating profusely.
Wife:In fact, Holy father kill him if he commits adultry……………
Husband: Ohhhhhh! Shut up. It’s OK, I am not going anymore because The holy spirit just told me that the conference has been cancelled.
One word for this man’s wife?
Here’s what transpired:
Husband:Sweetheart, I am going for 3 days church conference starting Feb 14.
Wife:OK.But before you leave,let’s commit your Journey into the hands of God in prayer.
Husband:Lead us in prayer then.
Wife:Dear God, please grant my husband journey mercies as he embarks on this journey.
Husband:Very loud “Ameeeeeeeen!”
Wife: Don’t let his manhood stand erect if he tries to commit adultery.
Husband:Silence
Wife:Don’t let him return safely if he manages to have extramarital affairs with other ladies.
Husband:Sweating profusely.
Wife:In fact, Holy father kill him if he commits adultry……………
Husband: Ohhhhhh! Shut up. It’s OK, I am not going anymore because The holy spirit just told me that the conference has been cancelled.
One word for this man’s wife?
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